craziest TRUE murder plot... ever.

so, she hires a guy to kill her dad, but doesn't have the money to pay him... yet. she panics and kills her boyfriend so that he won't turn her in. in order to pay the assassin she hired to off her dad, she calls a pizza guy and constructs a plan to strap a bomb to his neck and have him rob a bank, pretending to be a helpless victim. police restrain the pizza guy, and the bomb goes off.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/11/collar.bomb.charges/index.html?eref=rss_topstories